DIY VIRAL
At Joshua Tyler
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Star Trek: Section 31 Begins when you fly Spitwad on the screen and track the shape of the Starfleet logo. Later, I would find out that this Spitwad was a show of heroes.
The film comes back in which we are introduced to a girl worse than Hitler. She kills her whole family in preparation for work to promote, where she will spend decades for a galactic genocide and torture a man he loves to have fun.
“I am the only one I could never overcome.” – Philip Georgiou
This Space Hitler is called Philipppa Georgiou (Michel Yeoh), and the movie flashes forward to the gift where she runs a floating space bar. We have been re -introduced by him while the movie plays Badass Chick Rock Music to elect viewers to the notion that we should think she is really, really stunning.
Then georgiou jump into the human eyeball in the mouth and with him tastes, while the music swells and the camera that overtakes him. Yes the idea from Star Trek: Section 31 Sell the idea that a cannibalist mass murder is cool if she does so with high heels! This is the prerequisite for this movie. Hurray on Space Hitler!
This is not an exaggeration. It's not hyperpol. This atrocity glorification is a movie CBS that is intentioned to be released with Star Trek brand Paramount+In the area
In order for their genocide to take place, Paramount took an unpopular and completely evil character from Star Trek: Discoveryat least Star Trek series All the time and gave her a feature film.
Why did it happen? How did it happen? If this story is ever told, it will be more interesting than everything in this movie.
Soon we are introduced to the rest Star Trek: Section 31 Cast, a spy team working in the secret black ops organization 31. Section 31 of the Organization was first created Star Trek: Deep Space Nine As something hates, not honored, and it was never something that the most Trek fans wanted more. So, it is suitable that Section 31 is the main motivator of the film who gave up the show that no one liked and has a hero that no one wants to see more.
Super cool 31 Spy team engages in the introduction, shouting each other, threatening and posing for the camera. Like Georgiou, they are mainly serial killers, and they are all quite excited that they can't kill more.
Georgiou joins Title 31 for reasons, and they go on mission to do something for some other reasons. This is more explanation than this movie gave me.
Fortunately, this mission to do the thing is happening in the same space bar they are already standing. CBS didn't have to create any other kits for your heist. What financially accidental coincidence.
The critical mission is interrupted by GI Joe's franchise snake's eye surprise for something. Or maybe it's a space ninja. This is probably just surprise space ninja. Gi Joe would never be tied to himself.
At this point, we are 30 minutes after the movie and it has not changed the location of the fancy space bar kit where it all started.
Get ready as the kit will change soon. Spectators are introduced to a new place. It is a desert with flame throws that accidentally pretend to be from the ground. Our team has a meeting there. Why they chose such an inconspicuous location is completely unknown.
Their meeting ends and we are for the first time on their ship. This is Spitwad from the film opening logo sequence. Hooray, third place.
This place is used to talk to a man tied to a chair, because of course there is someone tied to the chair. The scene is going on their bridge fetusAnd you can't see it except for some background office chairs.
After five minutes, the ship you can't really see explodes and we are back in the desert. Deserts are the best when you are in a budget.
Fortunately, one of our heroes announces that it knows an old ship in the desert, a ship that just happens there to be out for the reasons. So they walk on the ship they find in the woods.
In the woods. The forest around the desert on the spot, which they repeatedly described as a “dead planet”. Follow up.
From now on, the desert is never seen or mentioned again and everything happens in the woods. Even in the places they had previously visited in the desert, it is now in the forest.
Fortunately, there are flame flames in the forest, so the audience always knows where they are. Flame users do not seem to interfere with trees.
The Bad Green Screen is blurred by Fistfight. The secret of the murder that no one cares about. The robot is incapacitated because of the knee in the crotch.
Star Trek: Section 31 Ends when Phillip Georgiou genocide all the universe on suspicion of possible evils, and then tells her team that she is probably going to kill them later.
They all laugh well for their future murders and then Jamie Lee Comes out of a table movie at an imaginary bar mounted to give them their next mission.
If you still have any doubts about Star Trek: Section 31 As you write, please enjoy this actual line of the film's dialogue: “She died just like she lived. With that you know what I mean. ”
Star Trek: Section 31 There is one of the worst ideas I've ever been, and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen. It was performed by a team of people who do not know what the movie is and performed the actors who know nothing about acting.
It has nothing to do with Star Trek at all. There is nothing Star Trek about it. Nothing looks like Star Trek, Star Trek cases are not referred or mentioned, and it has no effect on any of the other parts of Star Trek (thank God). Someone wrote a terrible, terrible Suicide/Galaxy guardians Ripoff Mashup and then slipped the name of Star Trek on it, hoping to attract people to give them money.
Star Trek: Section 31 has done the impossible. This is the worst thing Star Trek has ever created, and also one of the worst things that appear on any screen anywhere. Is it possible that the movie is evil? This is, and if Paramount is a sense of shame or courtesy, it will now lock the entire company and auction its assets to the lowest bidder.
Our Giant Freakin Robot The review system operates from one to five star scales. Our evaluation system is not lower than one star. So I give Star Trek: Section 31 zero stars.
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